A lesson to be learnt...

* I got this forwarded in my mailbox and I found that it's interesting!
* I know some of you might already read this but still I would like to share with you all... :)

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.

Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him.They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!

*Tada* This is the donkey that finally get out from the well lor... LOL~

MORAL :~

"Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a stepping stone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up."
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Now, most people think that's the end, but it isn't.. Let's check out Version 2!
Still got another lesson to be learnt... The story not end yet... LOL~

The donkey later came back and bit the shit out of the farmer who had tried to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected, and the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock. -.-"

So the real moral from today's lesson?

" When you do something wrong and try to cover your ass, it always comes back to bite you."

Ok! It is for you to choose which lesson you want to learn... *Winks*

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happens.
3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less from people but more from God.

God bless you... :)

Definitions of...

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death.

Ah Beng's Night Course

Ah Beng went to take night courses with the reason in future can get promotion or better job. During work, Ah Beng likes to show off to Ah Seng about his knowledge.

Ah Beng : Ah Seng ah... I've been taking night courses for 3 months already, next week is the exam.
Ah Seng : Oh... Good luck ah.

Then Ah Beng started show off...

Ah Beng : Ok, I test you, who is Graham Bell?
Ah Seng : Don't know
Ah Beng : He is the inventor of phone la... in 1876, see... if you take night courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng : ......................... *speechless*

The next day, Ah Beng shows off again...

Ah Beng : Ah Seng ah... let me ask you, who is Jean Jacques Rousseau?
Ah Seng : Wash your toilet one ah?
Ah Beng : No! He's the author of "Confessions", nah nah nah... told you already, if you take night courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng : .......................... *speechless + frustrated*

The next day, once again...

Ah Beng : Do you know who is Alexander Dumas?
Ah Seng : Your gay partner?
Ah Beng : Choiii!!! If you don't know don't simply answer la. He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng : ....................... *speechless + frustrated + irritated

This time Ah Seng cannot tahan (stand) anymore and ask Ah Beng...

Ah Seng : Eh... Do you know who is Ah Kaw?
Ah Beng : Errrr... No!
Ah Seng : He's the guy sleeping with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know this!!
Ah Beng : ......................... *fainted*

p/s: Just some joke to share with during CNY... Moo's Year Joke... :) for whoever that not in the mood for CNY... who just stay at home... Silent Moo's Year as me...

Live well... Love much.. Laugh often!

Boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was down. His secretary walked up to him and asked, "Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?" This was not a phrase that her boss understood, so he went into his office looking a bit puzzled.

When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his Zipper was not zipped up. He zipped up and remembering what his secretary had told him, finally understood. He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary. When he reached her desk, he said, "When you saw the garage door open did you see my jaguar parked in there?" The secretary smiled for a moment and said, "No, Boss I didn't. All I saw was a Kancil 600 with 2 flat tires."

"It's just another LOL..."